2. "Don't hurt my feet bones!"
3. "My ovaries are itching me!"
4. "...what???...I'm not a poundcake!?!"
5. "Watch out for my spinal cord!"
6. "...at least my farts are smell-less!"
7. "Leave me alone, I'm reading my thingy-ma-dinger!"
8. "...no...Ruby farted, I swear it wasn't me!"
9. "You're gonna make my bones crush!"
10. "...oooooooohhhhh, my hip bone!!"
11. "Get out of my room!"
12. "You aren't allowed to touch me...it's illegal!"
13. "Ohhhh...the room is spinning! Does that mean I'm dizzy?"
14. "I don't know what's wrong with me...I didn't used to not do that!"
15. "How do the baby cows know which cow is their mother?
16. "If you put this on your website, I'll call a computer-hacker to take it off!"17. "Why do I always have to be the one to kill the spiders? Aren't you supposed to be the man?"
18. "Leave me alone...I'm sick and I've been pukin' and poopin' all day long!"
19. "What's a sphincter..?"
20. "Why can't Harley learn how to 'bite the Daddy' instead?
21. "That's it! I'm calling my mother!"
22. "I'm a PERSON!!"
23. "Hunny...can I watch "Special Delivery" on TLC?"24. "That's it! Now I'm REALLY gonna call your mom!"
25. "I don't know if you'll want to sleep in here tonight because "Harley" has really stinky gas." [Harley was the name of our first dog we had together]
26. "There are quotes that aren't quoted all the time!"
27. "...get out of my room if you want to watch your stupid little basketball show!" [referring to the Western Conference Finals NBA game]
28. "I know what I mean."
29. "Snails have shells! That's what makes them snails!"
30. "Get off of me! Leave me alone! GOSH!!!"
31. "Get outta my room before I 'dutch oven' you!"
32. "If you wanna get hurt then leave me alone!"33. "BEN! BEN! Come save me from daddy!!!"
34. "...go make out with yourself and leave me alone!"
35. "You make me psycho!!!"
36. "These cookies that I bought are MINE so don't you dare touch 'em! Don't even think about it!"
47. "I don't like making-out anymore unless you're Clark Kent."
48. "I'm like a dog. I'll pick up anything!" [said during the first few months of her pregnancy with Cameron referring to her super-human sense of smell]
49. "If you're gonna quote me then get it right, dang it!"
50. "Take your stinky little dog and get out of my room!"51. "I'll deny I ever said this!" [said to me after I told her I was going to create a web page listing her mind-boggling super-quotes]
52. "Don't be breathing around me 'cause you'll make me sick."
53. "NO!!! Get off me! I don't want you breaking my cervix! I worry about that." [said to me after I started wrestling around with her]
54. "I don't want 'stinky dog' on my smell-good-sheets."
55. "You're a freakin' freak!"
56. "SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" [said to a couple of Jacksonville Jaguars' fans during the Jags vs. Colts NFL football game on September 24th, 2006 at the RCA Dome in Indianapolis, IN]
57. "NFL Cheerleaders are all whores" [also said at the Jags vs. Colts NFL Football game]
58. "Go sleep on your stupid little couch with your stupid little dog because I don't want your dirt in my bed."59. "Can I eat you, my litle 'Chicken Man'?" [said to our first born, Benjamin]
60. "Rubies! Where are you! Where are you, Mrs. Bug?" [said while rummaging through the house looking for our cat, Ruby]
61. "You get over here right now, Miss Ruby-Jo Kleinhenz!" [said to our cat, Ruby...who obviously speaks english]
62. "Gax-X Strips? Huh? What do you do? Put 'em on your butt-hole or something?" [said to me after watching a commercial for "Gas-X Strips", which you put in your MOUTH]
63. "You better watch it, Hunny...or else I'm gonna pee in a cup and then pour it on you when you're sleeping!"64. "I go pee more than anyone I know!"
65. "...come 'ere my little 'Chicken-butted One'!" [said to our first born, Benjamin]
66. "Well, at least I'm not morbid."
67. "Did I really say that I'd dump my pee on you when you were sleeping or that I'd stick a tampon up your nose?" [well, actually, Dear...you said BOTH]
68. "I don't like the idea of a 'rat dog' sleeping in my clean bed."
69. "I don't want you even to lay on my comforter 'cause I don't want that much dirt to get on it."70. "Don't eat too much cheese, my 'Chicken-butted One' because it'll make your poo-poo get stuck!" [said to our first born, Benjamin, after he was caught rummaging through the refrigerator looking for cheese]
71. "Stay under the bed where I can't see you, Chop Rat!" [said to our dog, Chopper, while he was in our room]
72. "I can't believe you did that, Hunny...because that's something that me or Andrea probably would have done!"
73. "I'm done tongue-ing you!" [said to me after I begged her to french-kiss me]
74. "Are you gonna be able to wake up without me there to fart in your face?" [said to me through an email...and YES, I still have that email as proof]75. "It's kinda scary to think about all that 'oil stuff' and other ingredients in corn chips 'cause you could catch fire in your belly if you ever, like, accidentally swallowed a cigarette ash or something!" [I swear...she REALLY did say this...I couldn't make this stuff up!]
76. "Quit laughing at me! Human combustion is a real thing! I know this stuff!"
77. "They're Lamanites...that's what they do...they eat raw meat!"78. "I dreamed last night that you were cheating on me and I killed you. I really killed you."
